- She wears buttpads, I hate buttpads – Sinz
2. He used water for his cereals instead of milk. – Shawttysofine
3. My friend broke up with his galfriend because “she chewed popcorn too loudly during a movie
4. I don’t Tell her I love you when we end phone calls
5. She broke my windscreen during a little quarrel
6. She types on her keypads too fast whenever we’re chatting. I’d still be on one sentence while she’s on her fifth sentence, each sentence carrying a different topic. I just couldn’t take it anymore
7. Went to visit her without informing her of my coming.